The story of Thomas the Legend. Click Details to read on...
The story starts off with a cricket and a bat. They meet on the bank of a dark river, somewhere in Louisiana. The bat approached the cricket to ask him for direction to the nearest blood bank but the cricket not hearing him coming was startled and pooped. The defecation contained parasites that then were upset to have been ejected from their host so abruptly. Looking for a lift they gave the bat directions to the blood bank in exchange for a ride.
The bat agreed to give them a ride.
So they hopped on and gave the directions to the bat. They told the bat about a sick shortcut they heard about from an old owl. Owls know everything besides how many licks it takes to get to the center of a lollypop. So they trusted the old owls advice on the shortcut. But this shortcut led them into the wrong part of the woods. There was a mad witch toweling over her cauldron and the bat unknowingly flew right into the cloud of smoke hovering over the cauldron. The bat stopped to file a complaint with the witch for not having the proper incantation to warn incoming flyers of the smoke plume. She then told them she did file for the license to get the proper incantation but it must have been help up on the covens list of things to get to.
She apologized and warned the bat that if he grew a third wing he would know why. The spell she was brewing potions for was a growth elixir to give to a boy across the big pond as they call it. His name is Thomas. The bat said Ahh no worries mate. Being from China I know all about having mutations, and maybe the third wing will help me fly faster. The bat offered to take the potion to the boy if she would like. She said that would be wonderful, she finished up the elixir of growth for Thomas and gave it to the bat carrying the parasites who were giving him directions.
They finally made it to the boat that would take them to the blood bank. While boarding the ship they were checked for illegal fruits and vegetables. As these cannot travel across boarders without proper documentation and approval. Since they had none they were good to go. They then boarded the vessel and found their cabin for the night. But being a bat he proclaimed that he does not need such a thing as he shall remain awake and active at night. Saving a few dollars the bat and the parasites carrying the growth elixir for the boy names Thomas over the big pond sat atop the ship on their journey.
Once docked they departed to finish their trip to the blood bank. The ship had taken them to Wuhan China. The old owl had given good Intel as they made great timing. The blood bank was still open and they just had fresh batches in.
The bat ate his fill and the parasites decided to stick around for the rest of the ride.
They departed to find Thomas. When they reached their finial destination to Thomas' house the parasites thanked the bat for the ride and vacated him through his anus. Alone and in unfamiliar territory, the bat found Thomas to give him his elixir. Upon meeting Thomas, he though Ohh what a swell lad!
He approached Thomas and said hey young man I have a delivery for you from the coven of witches across the big pond! Thomas was very excited for this delivery as he had been waiting for some time for it to clear customs. The bat gave him the elixir, Thomas then gave the bat a tip for being such a swell guy and bringing it all this way for him.